Crap, You Mean This is Not A Real Product?

  • ErikTheRed

    A great fake idea, but the irony is that a good chunk of the targets would be... Lexus drivers (after Mercedes Benz drivers, and anyone behind the wheel of a bimbo box).

  • Ward Chartier

    Gee, I was hoping for a high-energy laser.

  • obloodyhell

    Too complex. I just want a bazooka on my car....

  • Jimmy Dee

    Dorky white guy. ALWAYS a dorky white guy.

    Don't you "super-creative" types at ad agencies ever get tired of the same old playbook?

  • 对你爱爱爱不完,我可以天天月月年年看你博客到永远!

  • ErikTheRed

    The high-energy laser is a difficult but straightforward engineering challenge. The tricky part is keeping the shark it's mounted on still enough to fire while it's strapped to the roof of your car. Unless you kill the shark, but where's the fun in that? Especially for the poor shark.

  • irandom419

    In Orydumb, they set the speed for trucks at 55 mph, so they all go 60mph while the car speed is 65mph. Which forces normal folks into the lawbreaker lane to pass a truck at 5mph.