Still needs Nazis, foreign accents, and an actor who gained or lost 40 pounds for the role.
Matt
To atract a male audiance, they should also add gratuitous explosions.
el coronado
and a shot of an LED bomb timer counting down as the gay ex-Delta Force cowboys exchange soulful looks & try to decide which wire to cut: the red or the green. ("We've got to save the herd, Kevin! And the lead female!!") while ultra-dramatic music cranks to an thrilling crescendo. other than that, it's just about perfect.
Nimrod70
This is outstanding, and has also previously been effectively explored in a musical/a-capella mode by a group called daVinci's Notebook.
Interesting that the Britanic, a sister ship to the Titanic, though completely retrofitted, based on the Titanic lesson, sank in less than an hour. It took several hours for Titanic to sink.