Dispatches from a Small Business
Rules of golf modified for war.
There is a golf course in South Korea that is right on the DMZ. One hole run parralel to a mine field and there are signs posted that warn of live mines in an out of bounds area. I guess that's where you find out how much you really want that lucky ball back and how lucky it really is.
Rule #7 is the best. If your stroke is affected by a simultaneous explosion, you are allowed to replay. But the penalty is one stroke!