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Ross McKitrick on "Earth Hour" via Bishop Hill

The whole mentality around Earth Hour demonizes electricity. I cannot do that, instead I celebrate it and all that it has provided for humanity. Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness. By repudiating the greatest engine of liberation it becomes an hour devoted to anti-humanism. It encourages the sanctimonious gesture of turning off trivial appliances for a trivial amount of time, in deference to some ill-defined abstraction called “the Earth,” all the while hypocritically retaining the real benefits of continuous, reliable electricity. People who see virtue in doing without electricity should shut off their fridge, stove, microwave, computer, water heater, lights, TV and all other appliances for a month, not an hour. And pop down to the cardiac unit at the hospital and shut the power off there too.

Update:  Here is the whole thing

  • Don

    "And pop down to the cardiac unit..."

    I don't know why, but this wording seems exactly right, as (in my mind at least) it implies how trivially the people he's speaking of seem to think this stuff is.

    Genius.

  • RandomReal[]

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    From:

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  • caseyboy

    RandomReal, thanks for that. Very clever. Just missed the one setting, "Caveman Sim". Absolutely, positively no electricity. Clubs, loincloths and fire sticks sold separately.

  • TomG

    Coyote, one of my greatest heroes is Charles Proteus Steinmetz, who worked at General Electric in Schenectady at the turn of the 20th century. Despite having a hunchback and knowing little English when he emigrated here from Germany, he belongs with Tesla and Edison in the list of "greatest scientific geniuses of their day".
    His main achievement: making A/C electricity practical. If you have not read his biography, I urge you to do so.