Dispatches from District 48
The Brits are selling an aircraft carrier via an internet auction.
what language will they speak on this new floating city?
Meh, it's not a real aircraft carrier - just one of those funny British versions with the giant skateboard ramp for launching airplanes.
So maybe you should get somebody in AZ to buy it and put it next to London Bridge.
It's pretty much a stripped out hulk. The engines have been removed.
"Availability: In stock"
... but does it come with free shipping?