Dispatches from District 48
You need the sound on for this. Stick it out for the final stretch. Trust me.
Abbot and Costello meet horse racing
What Cardin said.
Reminds me of a snippet I didn't save from USA Today many years ago which made mention of the Egyptian god "Horace."
My favorite part was the quick "Of course they are!" the announcer added when they entered the final stretch. Other than that, he treated the names like names.
That's funny, but nothing beats Spike Jones.