Fortunately, Pregnant Women Can Easily Get A Big Mac
I liked TJIC's response to the story of the pregnant woman who could not find any available supplies of the government-provided flu vaccine:
Man, it's a good thing that the flu vaccine isn't being left in the hands of the free market "“ we might have the same horrible production and distribution bottlenecks that we run into with Coke, pizza, books, and pajamas "“ you can't find those things anywhere.
And, hey, on the bright side, socialized medicine is coming!