Humiliating Your Pet
My COO reports that his dog Ranger was slashed pretty badly in brawl with a javelina near the family home. The dog is doing fine, and should be proud he defended his territory against the evil interloper.
So why is the poor dog being humiliated? OK, he has to wear one of those funnel things that keep the dog from picking at his stitches. These are kind of embarrassing, but after being nearly emasculated in the field of battle, does he really need this indignity, courtesy of my friend's daughter?
