I don't really have any Valentine's related advice for folks. I will just leave you with this list of meanest loves songs that I heard on the radio this morning. The Rolling Stone's "Under my Thumb" and Meatloaf's "Two out of Three Ain't Bad" would have been the top of my list.
Oh, and related advice: I saw yet another wedding a while back that used Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" as part of the ceremony. I know the refrain is nice, but please, those of you who are betrothed out there, read the lyrics before you use this song in your wedding!
Update: From the same source, this is actually a more interesting list.
Update #2: Valentines jewelry for the brave man.