This is Really, Really Wrong

I won't even add a comment to this:

Real, or fake? Never mind the busty woman walking her dog in the park - it may just be her pooch who's sporting implants.

Some pet owners who neuter their male dogs are opting for a surgical
procedure meant to make Fido feel like he's back in the good ol' days
B.C. - Before Castration.

Neuticles - testicular implants for dogs that look and feel like the
real thing - are said to boost a pet's self-esteem by replacing what
was lost. It's a procedure that's becoming increasingly popular in New
York.

"We did it so Truman could still walk proudly down the street," says
Penny Glazier, a Manhattan restaurateur, of her 8-year-old bull mastiff.

"We felt it would be good for him psychologically," she adds. "He
actually still marks trees, though I'm told neutered dogs aren't
supposed to do that anymore."

Extra points to the poor slob who worked overtime to get the "feel" right. Edgar River has the best comment:

For dog owner Edgar Rivera of the Bronx, whose Jack Russell terrier and
Chihuahua were both neutered, Neuticles were never an option. "That's
just nuts," Rivera says.

  • "That's just nuts" would have been a good title for this post!

  • dearieme

    "The dog's bollocks" is a British term of approbation.

  • Bill

    Penn and Teller had an episode on "Pet Love" on their "Bullshit" show last season that featured the creator and seller of this product.