Started off my day today by getting the world's dumbest traffic ticket. I got a ticket for "improper position making a right turn". Huh? The cop pulled me over, and asked me if I knew why he was pulling me over, and I said "I have no idea". At the previous intersection, the two lane road has a very brief dedicated right turn lane. The officer argued that I did not get all the way over into that lane before I turned right. You have got to be kidding me - he must be behind in his quota for this month. Ironically, he issued me the ticket while I was sitting in the very parking lot that my car was broken into 3 months earlier, a crime the police did not lift a finger to investigate.
Look, I am no virgin here. You could probably nail me for speeding on any given day. But "improper position making a right turn??"