Okay, how could you resist that title for a post. My thoughts on this subject were spurred by an article by Fox News about pirates that won election to the NC State student government:
By an overwhelming majority, the Raleigh school last week elected a candidate
called "The Pirate Captain" student body president, giving the old sea dog 58
percent of the vote.
"We're quickly goin' to bae getting our plank started, get the simple things
out of the way," The Pirate Captain (search), real name Whil
(or maybe "Will") Piavis, a junior, told supporters after election results were
unveiled Wednesday night.
Many outlets have reported this story with incredulity that such an unserious person could be elected to so lofty an office. Several student government weenies at NC State agreed:
More sober student-government types seemed appalled that a character straight
from "SpongeBob SquarePants" had crashed their party.
I was not surprised in the least, for two reasons. First, I think many Americans in general are fed up with the self-importance of most legislators. This goes double for students and the student government. In fact, I think it is nearly a law of nature that the more trivial the government post, the more self-important the occupants of that post are.
The second reason I was not surprised was that we had a similar event twenty years ago at Princeton where the student government was taken over by the Antarctic Liberation Front:
Back when I was an undergrad
at Princeton, one of my fondest memories was of a bizarre Student Body
Governing Council (USG) election. The previous USG administration,
headed by none other than fellow Princetonian Eliot Spitzer, had so
irritated the student body that, for the first time in memory, the
usually apathetic voting population who generally couldn't care less
who their class president was actually produced an energetic opposition
party. Even in his formative years, Spitzer was expert in using his
office to generate publicity, in this case frequent mentions in the
student newspaper that finally drove several students over the edge.
The result was the incredibly funny and entertaining Antarctic
Liberation Front. I wish I had saved their brochures, but their
proposals included things like imposing a dawn to dusk curfew on the
school and funding school parties by annexing the mineral rights
between the double yellow lines of the US highways. All of this was
under the banner of starting jihad to free Antarctica. The ALF swept
the USG election. This immensely annoyed Spitzer and other USG
stalwarts, who decried the trivialization of such an august body. The
pained and pompous wailing from the traditional student council weenies
(sounding actually a lot like liberals after the last presidential
election) only amused the general student population even further.
After a few student-council-meetings-as-performance-art, the ALF
resigned en mass and life went back to being just a little bit more
Yes, that Eliot Spitzer, the overreaching Aspiring Governor of New York. He is STILL mad about getting dissed in this student election, and whined about it twenty years later in print. And don't miss fellow Princetonian Virginia Postrel's reflections on the ALF and Eliot Spitzer.