This is Almost Too Real to be Satire

This "memo from the school superintendent" via Alphecca is almost too true to be satire.  Here's a sample:

6) Not all students have good handwriting and this could cause them to have low self-esteem if it is pointed out to them. From now on, student papers no longer have to be legible or even written using the letters from the alphabet. Assignments and tests written or answered using symbols or pictures will now be acceptable. Just mark them "Fabulous!".